Dispatch & returns

Packed carefully. Returned without an argument.

Free standard shipping across the United States on orders over $75. Everything on this page is covered by the same sixty-day promise: if it did not work for you, you are not keeping it and paying for it too.

No. 01 — Dispatch

What happens after you order.

Three steps, and we own all of them. A parcel that goes missing between our shelf and your door is our problem to solve, not yours.
No. 01

Packed within two business days

Orders are picked and packed in one to two business days. Liquids travel upright in a sealed sleeve, because a leaked bottle is a refund we would rather not owe you.

No. 02

Handed to the carrier

We ship with USPS, UPS, FedEx and DHL, and choose between them on speed and destination rather than on habit. Tracking is emailed the moment the label is scanned.

No. 03

Followed until it arrives

If tracking stalls for more than five days, or the carrier marks a parcel delivered that you never received, tell us and we send a replacement. We do not make you argue with the carrier.

No. 02 — Rates

Every rate, printed in advance.

No handling fee added at the last step. The figure below is the figure at checkout.

Standard

Free over $75 — otherwise $5.99

5–7 business days

USPS or UPS Ground

Express

$12.00

2–3 business days

UPS or FedEx

Overnight

$25.00

1 business day

Ordered before noon ET, weekdays

International

Calculated at checkout

10–14 business days

DHL — duties payable on arrival

Business days are Monday to Friday, excluding US public holidays. International customers are responsible for any customs duty or import tax charged on arrival.

No. 03 — Returns

The bottle does not need to come back.

A supplement you have opened cannot be resold to anyone else — so asking you to post it back would only cost us both money and end with the bottle in a bin. We skip that step entirely.

Write to us within sixty days of delivery, tell us it did not work, and we refund the order. There is no form, no restocking fee, and no request that you prove how much you took.

The terms, in four lines

Window

Sixty days from delivery

Long enough to finish a bottle and judge it

Condition

Opened, used, half empty — all fine

The empty bottle is the proof, not a problem

Return shipping

Not required

Keep it or bin it; nothing needs to come back

Refund

Original payment method

Processed within 5–7 business days of approval

No. 04 — Exceptions

When something goes wrong.

Written down in advance, so you know the answer before you have to ask for it.

Arrived damaged or leaking

Send us a photograph within seven days and we ship a replacement the same week. No return, no forms.

Wrong item in the box

We send the correct preparation immediately and cover the postage if you would like to send the other one back. You are welcome to keep it if not.

Address entered incorrectly

Write to us within two hours of ordering and we will correct it before the label prints. After dispatch we reship once the parcel returns to us.

Never turned up

If tracking shows delivered and it is not on your doorstep, give it 48 hours, then contact us. We replace it rather than open an investigation you have to chase.

Every case above is settled by replacement or refund — never store credit